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Monster Hunter Club News
Har-dee-har, now give 'em back! - Tue, January 23, 2007
Okay gang, we all know I can appreciate a good (or even not-so-good) joke from time to time. Those of you that remember my "Bigfoot Film Fest" at the dorm way back when, when I answered the door in a mullet wig and Bubba teeth and popped in a Monster Truck-a-thon DVD, will attest to this. But enough is enough, people.
Matt and I went out to grab a bite today, and when we got back a bunch of my cryptozoology collectibles were gone! They were all packed up in boxes and ready to ship back to PA, so I'd have less distractions during my final semester. But now with a bunch of my babies missing, they're all I can think about. I know Matt wouldn't do something like that, even before all this recent heavy stuff that's happened to him. I asked around the dorm, but of course nobody saw anything. Nobody ever sees anything in this damn town. I know they were all being packed away and possibly not seen again for a long time, but I just can't imagine them all being gone gone. I've had some of those figures since I was 14.
So I guess I'm pleading with whoever took my beloved collectibles…please, give them back. Okay, you got me, ha ha, good one, but now you're just being cruel. The Puyallup Screamer was nothing compared to the wailing I'll be doing if I don't get my toys back. I've got a couple of people in mind who might've done this, so if the guilty party wishes to return these items immediately, I won't press charges.
There were no signs of forced entry, and Matt and I are really good about keeping the door locked, so I figured somebody must have picked it (which, again, you'd think somebody would've noticed, but like I said, this is NYC.) I know this probably sounds bad, but when I thought, "Who could I ask that knows a lot about lock picking?" the answer was clear: my ex-girlfriend. (Amie's brother was always losing the keys to the bar when he'd close back in the day, so she got pretty good at it.) I don't have her current phone number, so I suppressed my gag reflex and went to her boyfreak's website to try to reach her. Looks like she's got enough problems of her own, though, so I didn't bug her.
On the bright side (I guess), the thief didn't take my Bigfoot1 or SMDM Bionic Bigfoot, so I guess the giveaway is still on. Hip. Hip. Hooray.
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