Cryptid Love lyrics

I look in my binoculars and what do I see,
JerseyDevil, Chupacabra, half-a-dozen Yeti,
But no matter, baby, what I do………..
(I)can’t seem to find you!

Not in any legend, not in any book,
No-mythology class that I ever I took.
From the Minotaur’s Maze-I-think-I-hear-your-Siren’s-song…
Can’t tell………. cause it’s been so long.

CHORUS:
You were the cryptid I flipped for, Paleozoic love-a-vore…
Ogopogo in my shower………
My man-eating flower!

(I) searched-the darkest jungles,
Crawled-th’ deepest caves.
Saved you from the hatred, piercings and raves…
You were my discovery
And I………… your-heart’s recovery!

But then you were captured,
taken from my sight
By Frankenstein’s monster,
in the middle of the night.
So now, all alone, what can I do?
(Just)close-my-eyes-and-try-to-find-the-myth-that-was-you.

CHORUS (2 x)